Exclusive! Kane Learning to Drive Stick-Shift

Many of the sordid details of Kane's pre-WWE life were brought to light late last year during his controversial rivalry with Triple H. Among the most startling revelations was the fact that Kane is not familiar with driving a stick-shift. If not for this unfortunate deficiency, it's entirely possible that Katie Vick would still be alive today.

We contacted Kane to find out if the public confession had inspired him to learn to drive a stick. Amazingly, our suspicions were correct.

"Yeah, I've been practicing," Kane admitted. "I hope I can learn quickly, because I've been practicing with dump trucks and 18-wheelers. I figure I'm gonna learn, or I'm gonna do a whole lot of damage trying."

If Kane's going to do anything, he's got to do it big, and this is apparently no exception. However, we at WWE Magazine caution him to be as careful as possible. Recklessness will only continue the cycle of misfortune. The madness must end here.

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