BackDoor: True or False ~ KANE vs Lance Storm
January WWE.com

Kane: True. Being in the ring, that’s not work. That’s what we do, and why we travel. The travel is the actual work part of it. Being in the ring is the payoff.	Statement #1: Traveling is the most difficult part of the wrestling business.	Lance: Very true. Forty hours of sitting in a rental car or on a plane every week is far worse that taking bumps.
Kane: No! That’s false. If the Miller Lite Girls are there, I might cook ‘em on a spit.	Statement #2: The Miller Lite Girls should make their big return at WrestleMania XX.	Lance: False. I should be on the card instead, for a change.
Kane: True. Actually, he should be chokeslammed right into the Hall of Fame.	Statement #3: Pete Rose is due for another chokeslam.	Lance: True. I’m tired of taking them. It’s his turn again.
Kane: True. I’m tired of Earl Hebner having more heat than any of us in Canada.	Statement #4: It’s time for Canadian fans to get over the Bret Hart screwjob.	Lance: False. That’s the biggest part of Canadian wrestling history. That’ll live forever.
Kane: True. New Year’s is just another day. Everybody breaks their resolutions anyway, so why make ‘em?	Statement #5: You don’t make New Year’s resolution.	Lance: True. As is evidenced by my Confidential piece.